Riddle me this...

  1. keepinitweil said: The worst. I have a “no mirrors, door closed” policy re: putting them on. Then they inevitably start to feel loose/saggy/bunch around the ankles in the afternoon - how is that even possible?!
  2. sunkissedjayne said: Well it feels better then trying to fit into way too tight jeans ha :)
  3. thebaucompair said: Truer words have never been spoken. I put on my tights this morning and looked down (not recommended). My thighs looked like two broiler chickens. I couldn’t get my skirt on fast enough.
  4. useyourindoorvoice said: Nope.
  5. cadyheron said: omg and then good luck trying to be healthy and drink 8 glasses of water a day whilst wearing tights bc pulling them up and down in the bathroom at work is pretty much torture.
  6. happyhumanramblings said: haha they are TORTURE DEVICES. plus why are they so tight while going on…then inevitably slip off as the day goes on?!?
  7. littlelaur said: ew no. i look like a dinosaur trying to put on a wetsuit. nothing pretty about it.
  8. mollierunsherbunsoff said: Hahahaha
  9. callmejessca said: I also feel very strongly about NEVER letting anyone see me put on tights. It’s just ridiculous.
  10. missmeredithashley said: i thought that same thing this morning!
  11. brklyn said: It feels like putting sausage into casings. Or trying to fit ten pounds of sugar in a five pound bag. I can only compare my body to food products… This may be the problem.
  12. lindsaywall said: Hell to the no. I already have a slight muffin top and tights giving me MORE of a muffin top does not help the situation in any way, shape, or form.
  13. liligolightly said: I usually have to bite back tears when I see my Grimace-like form being crammed into them.
  14. kbjb said: assets: $14 from target. reversible AND do not cinch the waist. they’re an anomaly and i love them. that being said, i still feel like spicy pork sausage while pulling them on.
  15. whatyousaybabyk said: nope. and i get streaks from my lotion on them too. just me?
  16. messily said: Oh god, no.