short version of my makeup routine.

- read the above link

- fist pump that you already have bare minerals warmth in your arsenal

- then buy this [don’t be dumb, use ebates]

- read this to know how to apply properly

- glance in the mirror and realize you look like approximately one million dollars

- giggle when your mom asks what you are doing differently and comes home with said highlighter stick

- pee yourself when your grandma requests someone buy her said highlighter stick 

- realize you can spend all the monies you were saving on a nose job on 650 pairs of shoes (oh you didn’t want a nose job, cool life, just me then) because you no longer need said nose job

- still wonder why you are single because now you give jennifer aniston a run for her money

- live happily ever after, the end

[via: ahappyernie: birchbox]